Deconstructing Harry

Joan: Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others? 

Harry: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying. 

Joan: You're an atheist, Harry!

Harry: Wha-hey, we're alone in the universe, you're going to blame that on me, too? 

Harry: "Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example."

Harry: "The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign."  

Harry: "All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it."